12e UNDER THE SPELL OF THE BEWITCHING
Hermine Moos, the Munich puppetier with a worker an the Almaniac.
mate, will you lend us a hand?
forbid! I won't come near it.
are from the packing company, aren't you?
I've packed in my career all kinds of dirty things, but this
is too much to ask of a honest man.
wrong with you?
is a monster. An evil witch. I can feel her dark power. If
I touch her, something awful will happen to me.
right. (To Prolet) If you are afraid of strong erections,
don't come near her.
said strong erections?
mate, touch her and you'll get the most tremendous erections
you've ever had in your life.
(Prolet starts to help the Almaniac to handle the doll. He
touches her with great reverence, as if she were a sacred
HERMINE, very suspicious) Is it true?
She has also the power to make your cock grow to king size
him what happened to your friend.
one of them?
sailor, who became a porno star.
won't believe me.
happened to him?
had an average, medium size cock.
centimeter, when up in arms.
and a half, but he was not satisfied with it.
is satisfied with the dick he got? Are you satisfied with
up! What happened to him?
MAINA Maxi always wanted a bigger thing.
doesn't. Don't you?
your trap! (To HERMINE) Go on!
made this woman specially for him.
- What happened to him?
touched her and---
It grew only to 28.
got 28 centimeters?
see, she can add only one decimeter to the thing you've got.
how long does it take?
takes some six weeks, sometimes seven.
the hard-ons you get!
Maxi, where are you, my stallion? I can't get you out of my
aime l'amour qui fait mal!
have to find a woman who loves when it really hurts.
exactly the problem with my fucking bitch. All she wants is
more and more! I come home after a long days labour, and there
she is: come on Ruddi! Do your job! Give her always more and
more! The fucking horny bitch
won't believe me mate, but Alma will do it for you.
her tits, and she'll make you perform for hours.
(He kisses the doll's tits)
do it five times on end.
wrong with seven?
a good night. Your bitch will scream:
Ruddi! Stop it! It's murder! Help! God! You're blasting me!
Kill me! Kill me! Fais moi mal! Ruddi! Fais moi mal!
Gudrun doesn't speak French.
will. Take the Alma treatment, and your Gudrun will perorate
in fluent French and she'll sing whole arias in Italian.
can it be ---?
the name Alma say anything to you?
who was she?
was some woman! She was the epitome of femininity.
you know her?
yes. Oh, yes
got perfect tits, this I must say
about her tits, they were much bigger than that.
made them according to the measures he sent me.
the measures he sent you. Her breasts were hanging all the
way down to her navel.
Here are the specifications.
the specifications. She hugged me when I was ten. My head
reached hardly her tommy. To this day I can feel the weight
of her tremendous tits resting on the top of my head. That's
what stopped me from growing higher. You must blow up her
tell you I did everything according to the measures Kokoschka
is Kokoschka? Is she another witch?
not she, it's he. He's some crazy painter from Dresden.
artists are crazy these days.
tell me about them
truck driver who came from Zurich told me an artist has put
a latrine in the museum!
The truck driver was going to pee in it, but they almost arrested
him! They told him it was a work of art! Can you imagine?
A latrine in a museum! And you are not allowed to piss in
pubic hair is also not the right colour.
me a break with her pubic hair! It is exactly the colour he
can't be true.
have a look.
(She unrolls a scroll with Kokoschka's Alma drawing.)
what he sent me.
skin has these things on it, like my Gudrun's thighs
what happens to women at a certain age
is that crazy painter going to with her?
don't want to know.
will take her out for promenades in the streets of Dresden.
He will even take her to the Opera, and to the theatre.
kidding. He will even hire a maid to take care of her, to
dress her, to comb her, to clean her skin.
must be mad, this poor cock-cock-shka .
Kokoschka, not cock-cock-shka.
must be mad as a hatter.
is, my friend, he is. As are all the men who came under her
spell. (He sniffs her.) There's one thing missing, though.
her secret perfume. (He draws a small flacon from his pocket,
and sprinkles the puppet with the perfume. )
smells the perfume, and starts moaning and groaning like a
horny pig. He gets fixed on HERMINE and starts to approach
her, He is obviously sexually aroused.)
hey! Mate! Take it easy! Take it easy!
(To the Almaniac) Give him the antidote! Quickly! Before
he'll rape everything that has two legs!
(The Almaniac sprays the Prolet with an antidote. They finish
their job and HERMINE goes to the next scene. )